The Blog of an Awkward Immigrant.

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bob65poop:

willardtheodd:

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

promiscuity is just bad in general. man or woman.  

Hahahahahahahaha that’s literally the most hypocritical thing you’ve ever said, Will.

“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?” -Jesus. 

So in other words, so long as your boyfriend is whoring around and you just sit back and take it like some braindead mule that might end up with some secondhand STD because you do nothing about this behavior, stfu. Besides, I doubt you’ve even heard the whole story. 

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kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

promiscuity is just bad in general. man or woman.  

(Source: amourlemonde, via enormousfart)

The Sixth Page: I’m not going to deny that I was aware of your beauty. But the point...

thesixthpage:

I’m not going to deny that I was aware of your beauty. But the point is, this has nothing to do with your beauty. As I got to know you, I began to realize that beauty was the least of your qualities. I became fascinated by your goodness. I was drawn in by it. I didn’t understand what was happening…

2 days ago - 4

teacupnosaucer:

mikalamode:

thedukeofearl:

shewhorollswithrolls:

mikalamode:

I’m a stone cold fox. You could disagree with me, but you would be wrong.

agree

Sorry, but if that makes me wrong then I don’t want to be right. When did it become necesarry for men to be attracted to every body type?

Sorry, but when did my being a stone cold fox hinge on how attractive men find me?

GUESS WHAT? IT DOESN’T. I know you think your opinion on my appearance matters, because you’re an male who feels entitled to comment on women’s appearances, but my self acceptance doesn’t depend on how many men want to fuck me.

So, now you’re wrong on two counts. Congrats, dickweed :)

haha, owned

men still wandering around thinking women only exist for their pleasure pssht

Obviously none of you have read the Kate’s final monologue at the end of The Taming of the Shrew.  

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labelleotero:

Devant l’Opéra par Temps de Neige (1879), Jean Béraud

labelleotero:

Devant l’Opéra par Temps de Neige (1879), Jean Béraud

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